theonion:
““On the surface, it seemed plausible—owning our employees’ bodies, implementing a mandatory 18-hour workday, restricting their movements, and not compensating them with anything besides minimal food and shelter—but then it started to sound...
cerulean-warbler:
“ johnskylar:
“ lisa-maxwell:
“ kyrafic:
“ “Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
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Word.
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Before World War I, she...

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

Being on tumblr after the update like

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why cat praised for being fat and covered in hair but not i
mysterysolver: consider this: bees with flower crowns. are the bees huge or are the flowers tiny? we may never know but at least they're cute.

khrysdiebee:

Welp, my new favorite post, everyone.